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Anonymous asked: If you could add one animatronic to the game, what animal would it be, and what would it do?

textsfromfreddyfazbearspizzeria:

If I could introduce one animatronic into the game?

It would be Giuseppe - The Italian Stereotype.
Armed with his thick, bristling mustache and equally thick, incredibly offensive Mario-esque accent, he would prepare pizzas for all of the “little paisanos” to enjoy with the help of Chica.

At night he, like the other animatronics, would try to hunt Mike down and brutally murder him. He tends to bait the player into keeping the door open by offering stale and store-bought piping hot and oven-fresh pizza.

Strangely, he doesn’t shriek like the other animatronics when he catches Mike. He instead lets out a cry of
"RAVIOLI, RAVIOLI, PUT HIM IN THE COSTUMEOLI!"

-Mod S

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madotsukies:

shinyumbre0n:

PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE THIS.

This Thursday, Scotland votes for its independence.

The BBC is trying to report that Yes to Independence is losing. They’re using photos to imply our gatherings are tiny and insignificant instead of the many photos like those above. They’re reporting that an anti-independence march by the Orange Order (think the KKK with more British flags) was a peaceful pro-union family march. They have been caught editing clips to discredit our First Minister.

There is a protest outside BBC headquarters right now. They are claiming there are a maximum of 350 protesters.

Watch for yourself. There are far more people outside their offices right now and they are being ignored and misreported.

We need to be seen. The only way we’ve been able to disseminate accurate information has been through social media. The media we rely on to spread unbiased information is lying to us, trying to suppress us.

PLEASE SHARE. PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS. WE NEED OUR VOICES TO BE HEARD.

this website is very american-centric. please, we need to be heard. please pay attention.

this is a whole country’s FUTURE.

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deancasheadcanons:

never forget that in the middle of the apocalypse dean thought it necessary to point out how cute cas looks when he’s sleeping and sam was like, “dean, the world is ending and cas is not supposed to sleep, pls focus on something other than him being cute”

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