Queen Glitterbutt

Nothing is true, everything is permitted

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yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

(Source: thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg , via erikisafail)

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floki-the-littlest-viking:

ohpierre:

i-dont-shave-for-sh:

swordofomens:

dollyjigsaw:

tumblino:

basically

This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.
That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.
The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.

THANK YOU

I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

*And At Last I’ve Seen The Light plays in the distance*

floki-the-littlest-viking:

ohpierre:

i-dont-shave-for-sh:

swordofomens:

dollyjigsaw:

tumblino:

basically

This is the most accurate post I’ve seen on tumblr

You are standing wrong. I say this as a massage therapist who works with people’s bodies all day: women are taught to stand wrong. Since the 50’s, pictures of women have been posed with their feet tilted to the side, knees locked to minimize the natural knobby shape of the knee, and sway-backed to stick their asses out for “perkiness” or whatever.

That is bad for your everything, and causes weakness in the core muscles which tighten and flatten the stomach.

The cure: feet pointing directly forward, put your hand on your tailbone. Tilt your pelvis until the tailbone is straight up and down. This will cause your knees to bend very slightly. It makes a huge difference for back and knee pain, and will make your tummy flatter with no sit-ups or working out at all.

THANK YOU

I had a feeling my strangely giant stomach and spinal weirdness had to due with posture

*And At Last I’ve Seen The Light plays in the distance*

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laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

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virulentmalapropisms:

So rosining and I went to It’Sugar to shoot Trickster gals down in Atlantic City last Friday! (Major thanks to the store employees who let us shoot there and even encouraged us to use some of the oversized candy as props!) We ended up getting stopped for photos by a lot of kids and a couple of boardwalk security guards who shared our fluorescent pain. 
One boy wasn’t so eager, though. His parents wanted him to take a picture with us, but instead the boy assertively shouted, “MOM, I AM NERVOUS," and walked away. Though, given that he was like four, he didn’t get very far. 

virulentmalapropisms:

So rosining and I went to It’Sugar to shoot Trickster gals down in Atlantic City last Friday! (Major thanks to the store employees who let us shoot there and even encouraged us to use some of the oversized candy as props!) We ended up getting stopped for photos by a lot of kids and a couple of boardwalk security guards who shared our fluorescent pain. 

One boy wasn’t so eager, though. His parents wanted him to take a picture with us, but instead the boy assertively shouted, “MOM, I AM NERVOUS," and walked away. Though, given that he was like four, he didn’t get very far. 

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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lokconfession:

Spread the word! We want to save this great show from being taken off television air and get it the respect it deserves!
If it does not air at this time where you are, be sure to use the hastag at this time anyway! We want it to be trending around the world!

lokconfession:

Spread the word! We want to save this great show from being taken off television air and get it the respect it deserves!

If it does not air at this time where you are, be sure to use the hastag at this time anyway! We want it to be trending around the world!

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the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 

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