Queen Glitterbutt

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I went to my friend’s house for his birthday party last night. There were balloons all over the place, 1/3 of which had a photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson taped to them.
“Max,” I said, “why are these photos on your balloons?”
“Because,” he said, “party Rock is in the house tonight.”

I went to my friend’s house for his birthday party last night. There were balloons all over the place, 1/3 of which had a photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson taped to them.

“Max,” I said, “why are these photos on your balloons?”

“Because,” he said, “party Rock is in the house tonight.”

(Source: hairandbrokenglasses, via zombieskully)

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